Work personalities!

In my short yet eventful career, i have seen many types of personalities which you are sure to come across in your workplace as well. Some typical one's that mar the team/organisation are listed below.

Switch Manager: These are the 'electric' people who operate only through a 'switch'. Until the switch is on, they will continue to sit on issues, problems and impending work. The switch in most cases is a communication (in more stronger terms, a stinker) by their boss or someone who is fairly senior and in a position to create 'trouble'. So when the switch is put on, everything else takes a backseat and all they focus on is diffusing that particular situation. And when that situation is solved, another problem is brought to their notice through a switch and the cycle starts again. And they live their professional life like this (and with them their team does too), always in a fire fighting mode!

Courier: Very simple, these people simply get something and pass it on to somebody else. Or in another way, they get an idea from somebody and just pass it on to somebody in their team, without even bothering to read it once, forget adding any value. How could an organisation such amounts of money to someone who simply does nothing apart from forwarding stuff from one table to another?

Follow-up manager: These are the most irritating of the lot. They will follow-up with you for some work as if their life depends on it (and they will actually say that!). They will send a mail, then call you to tell that they have sent a mail, then send a mail to enquire about the progress and then call about the mail they sent, then message you that it's urgent. You could expect calls from them at odd hours, or on your personal numbers. Sometimes, they will be quicker than the mail- so their mail will come after they have come to your desk enquiring about whether you got the mail or not. Tip- add them to the spam. And when they enquire about the work, innocently tell them you never got the mail :-)

Mail junkies- These people live their life off the mailbox. They will send mails about work, marking a copy to your boss, his/her boss, the CEO, the chairman, even God sometimes! They are so conscious about what to write in their e-mails (it ought to be not too strict but firm!) that 90% of their time is spent thinking what to write in a mail to make their point. They are most likely to send long lists and pointers in their mails and address multiple people and issues in the same mail. And if some work is not done and you please you don not know about it, they will have one answer always- why don't you read your mails properly?

Hyper creative creatures- Although you will find them very smart and full of ideas, the first few times they meet you and splurge you with their creativity; after sometime you will just wish that you don't have to work with them. They usually don't have a life and will sit till midnight so as to polish the creative/idea/presentation..., lugging you with them. These people would want to make 5 options for all work that they have to do (whether a creative, presentation or concept note) and get a feedback for all 5. And then start work on a sixth one based on the feedback! Their favorite dialogue- i want more time so as to make it better!

Vellas- Found usually in the higher end of the hierarchy, these people will have a cabin, where they sit and play solitaire or Facebook, while their team, works their guts out. The only work they do is to forward the work that comes their way, to their juniors and ask them to adhere to the deadline. God forbid, if anybody misses the deadline, they will have to bear a nerve wrecking lecture by these perverts on work ethics, business needs, time management, efficiency, industry best practices and what not. They will leave at exactly 6 PM everyday instructing their team to complete the work without fail, so they could take a look next morning.

Corporate Beauties- Usually females (although there are males as well), these people will spend a major part of their time in office facebooking (checking pics mostly), going through fashion blogs, online shopping, planning their holidays, reading movie reviews etc. And the great point is they make everyone believe that they don't have time for any additional work. Sitting continuously on their machines for hours and hours together, if they are given some new work, they will rant about it for hours and always try to negotiate on the deadline.

Keep a look, you are bound to find these in your workplace too. And yes, do add categories of your own and share...

Same War, Different Heroes!

Some noteworthy differences between Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev and why i don't like Ramdev :-(

- Anna Hazare does not own a trust worth crores of Rupees unlike Baba Ramdev. So while Ramdev has a 'set' business and is doing whatever he is doing for quick publicity, Anna is selfless and righteous.
- Anna Hazare does the right thing (fight against corruption) and gets support from followers. Ramdev on the other hand has to ask and coax his supporters to join him and later save him from the police. Many of the so called supporters are hurt and roughed up while Ramdev crossdresses and fleds to Haridwar !
- Anna Hazare talks less and does more, Ramdev does nothing but talks and talks (remember his viewpoint on gays and item girls. how can such a pervert fight for the democracy and the people?)
- Anna Hazare doesn't affiliate to any political party and does selfless service for the betterment of the countrymen. Ramdev on the other hand supports & seeks support from political groups like RSS and BJP.
- Anna Hazare does not run from his fast site and certainly does not need an 'army' to achieve what he has started on. Ramdev runs sheepishly (come on, the most police could have done was to arrest him for an hour and then let him go! Why so much hullabo about that?) and wants to build an army to fight the government. how is that different from a Maoist?
- Ramdev does not support Anna Hazare when the latter is on a fast. Anna, in spite of the fighting tactics of  Ramdev supports him and assured him, he will join him.
- The government respects (and probably is a little fearful of) Anna Hazare, but do not care much about Ramdev.

Lifestyle???

You hear about this word now and then, 'Lifestyle'. The most common phrase being 'These days, all diseases/disorders are lifestyle-induced'. A whole new list of disorders called 'lifestyle disorders' have emerged and a whole lot from the earlier disorders have been added to this list fully or partially.

Everyone has advise for people on how to cope up with these lifestyle disorders or avoid them altogether. Some of these being Yoga, Meditation, Exercising etc. Well, i have thought of some innovative & funny ways myself (and i am sure you would not have seen most of these earlier).

1. Don't read the newspaper. Or may be just go through the gossip and magazine supplements. Avoid the main newspaper altogether. No, bad news, no tension, no problem! If you get depressed easily, you could cut out even the magazine supplements.

2. Do at least one creative thing a day. It will lift up your spirits, make you feel more satisfied with life. It could be anything, painting, writing, sketching, etc. But don't confuse this with your hobby or something you like doing. e.g. your hobby could be reading novels, but that's not being creative. This is more to do with donning your thinking hat and getting your creative juices flowing. Creating something (good or bad isn't at all the question), gives satisfaction.

3. Real adventure. Get your adrenal rush. Go for an adventure activity like bungee jumping or visit your nearest amusement park for the wackiest rides available. The real (not kiddish) video games are also an option. Anybody who says that video games are not 'real' adventure hasn't yet played a good game. Basic idea is to induce the right hormones!

4. Shop Smart. I don't mean shop spending half your salary on most things you don't want and then get depressed all over again. I mean, plan your shopping, and look for offers on things you want. Nowadays, with more than one store in the same mall, you could buy different stuff (which you had planned on buying) from different stores at great discounts. Apart from the fact that shopping is therapeutic, when you will look back that you got everything you wanted (and planned for) at the least price possible, you will feel elated!

5. Do something for people around you. This could range from helping a friend shift his/her flat, to doing some service at the local blind school. And don't think of money when you wish to do something for the underprivileged, actually do something. On the ground helps! Satisfaction from this is guaranteed...

Trust these help. In case they don't you don't have any option but to succumb to the vagaries of your lifestyle!

Memorable Pictures

Some of the memorable pictures i have clicked-Part1. Courtesy my Canon Powershot camera! More in next blog...




Nritya Mudra



Royal Sentry


























Rajmahal at Jodhpur



Sunset at a lakeside



Tree

Innovation!!!

Recently came across this innovative thing which was a spoon-cum-fork. I am proud to be in India where people think out of box! Take a look at the pics...

Subsidising petrol prices- My take!

No dilly dallying here. I will straight forward come to the point here. I am with the government (or the policy makers) when they are wanting to reduce (or even do away with) the subsidy on petrol and diesel! I know you would frown at this but i have my share of reasons for it which i have tried to list down:

1. It's good for the environment! Till the time petrol and diesel becomes exorbitantly dear, people will not even notice the alternatives to these fossil fuels. This is true both from the customer perspective and the automobile companies perspective.

Most people are not aware of electric technology used for automobiles which is absolutely emission free. Even if they are slightly aware they will sideline it with ridiculous logic like- 'what happens if i run out of electricity while on road?' Don't you have to plan accordingly for any other fuel? And electricity is actually easy to 'refill', at the convenience of your home or office.

The companies are oblivious of the environment friendly technology because of demand mismatch (the customer is not interested so why should i) and of course because if they plan to introduce new technologies they have to invest in R&D and new production lines etc. So 'we will think about how to cross the bridge when it comes'. Though companies which are smart know this new technology is going to be the future and thus have started working on the alternative fuel technologies for their cars. Many cars now come with factory fitted CNG kits and other will have electric versions of existing models in another couple of years.

2. My second point is very simple. Why should government pay for the fuel you and me use in our vehicles? And when they are withdrawing it we are raising such hue and cry over it! We don't expect government to subsidise our food items, our restaurant bills, our property and real estate, our designer dresses etc. Then why petrol? It is not our constitutional birthright to ask our government to cover us from the global price rise in petroleum products. And please understand, our government does not subsidise these prices by taking a cut from the salary of our minsters or IAS officers, it is our money, that we pay through various taxes to government. So whichever way (through government subsidy or paying directly for dearer fuels), it's your and my hard earned money! I feel it's wise to switch away from Petrol.

3. This is the only way we will realise the value of petrol! And I feel we are still miles away from realising it's value. So we see people at traffic signals not wanting to switch off their engines even if the light is for 3-4 minutes. People do not switch off their engines while they get out of their car, to buy a cigarette or to buy flowers or for that matter anything else. The other day i saw a man park his scooter on a street, engine on, and go in to a store to buy apples! And he had no compunction in doing so. Once the same petrol becomes Rs. 250 a litre, i am sure he will not dare to even think leaving his scooter with engine on!

4. Only when the people and thus the government realise that petrol is not a viable option anymore will they start investing more money and efforts in R&D for alternative fuels. And the sooner this research happens and results start pouring the soon we can implement them. Because accept it or not, alternative fuels are the only options for the future, so better start early. Although i can not quote exact figures, but many countries around the globe have already started to use alternative fuels for their own good.

5. When was the last time you travelled in a public transport bus or Metro? Yeah, i know, it's not that viable because the metro station is a little far from your office and you will have to walk to office from the metro station. What the environment requires is not for you to plant a tree once an year and feed it with water on every weekend, but something more serious, some thing more sacrificing, like resting your car and taking public transport (Metro or Bus) and walking those 5-10 mins to reach office from the Metro station or Bus stop. When executives in China and Japan can cycle to work why can't Indians even take a bus or Metro? I think even cycling isn't too bad an option for people who have offices close to their homes. You save the environment, help us reduce our dependence on Petrol and cycling can help you stay fit!





6. Last but not the least, we need all this simply because we are not an oil producing nation. We need to import oil to meet our demands and the price of everything we buy revolves around petrol and diesel prices. That is why every price goes for a toss when the petrol prices increase. Imagine if we reduce our dependence on these petroleum products we could kind of detach our economy from whatever happens in UAE, Iraq or US (to some extent). We would not have to worry about the price of vegetables increasing, if petrol prices rise. We as a country would be more self sufficient than we are today.



This is what i think!!!

An incident and a learning

Let me start by narrating a small incident. The other day while coming back from office, i saw a group of 'Kanwariyas- saffron clad, Shiv worshipping Sadhus, who travel to different Shiv temples on foot carrying poles across their shoulders which hold small water-pots (kanwars)' on a road side stall set up for them. At the stall, which was amidst a very busy road, they were being offered free food, water and a air cooled resting place (which was playing hindi bhajans 'inspired' by popular bollywood songs). Now if you have already perceived them to be old, abstinence loving, docile creatures, let me describe them for you.

This group was young, most people seemed to be in their 20s or 30s. They were riding their bikes (oh yes, they were on their path to moksha on their two-wheelers), were wearing sunglasses and carrying what seemed like imported backpacks. It seemed amusing till what happened next!

As they were on their bikes, they reached the traffic signal (where i was also there), which was red and the traffic from the other side was speeding. Once they formed a small group of about 10-12 riding on their 7-8 bikes, they suddenly barged into the opposite traffic and by signaling by their hand to stop, put the opposite traffic in a mess. When a couple of cars and buses stopped to save them from being crushed under them, they sped on their bikes yelling- Bam Bam Bhole, with a sense of victory in their war cry.

Although, luckily nobody was injured and everything went normal in a few seconds, it made me realise how we in India do not perceive religion to be a personal thing at all. These kanwariyas seem to take participation in religious groups because they get empowered by this participation. Empowered enough to take the law of land in one's hand and jeopardising the life of other fellow human beings!

Imagine a scenario where even one of the these kanwariyas might have been hit by a car from the opposite side and injured. I can imagine what would have happened. They would have called their group and thrashed the poor driver of the car without any mistake of his. In a worse case they would have become violent, stopped all traffic and done gruesome harm to public property (which has happened in past too). And could the police and administration have done anything, i think not!

And they could have done all this just because they represent a particular religion and sect and have to be treated above the law or bear the wrath! I think, as people out on a religious mission, they surely should be treated with all due respect and care that we can, but nobody can be above law and their life is no more worthy than of anybody else on that road.

May lord shiva help us and all the kanwariyas realise the fact that religion does not provide someone to be above law or become violent, it is just a way of connecting with the almighty.

How i started blogging!

' You've never blogged!!!' exclaimed my friend, making me feel a little like a teenager boy, who is in this group of super studs and casanovas, and idiotically admits to being a virgin! It isn't such a big deal, this blogging stuff? And frankly speaking, i have been put off by many people i know who write any crap that they feel like on their blog and expect others to read it and come back to them with bouquets of appreciation.



For some days though, i kept on thinking about blogging. And the other day (yes, day not night) i dreamt about a high level panel discussion being held about blogging's future in our country. The participants were no less than the who's who of India (although known for all the wrong reasons usually!!!). This is how the scene of discussion went on-



'Blogging is anti women', scremaed Girija Vyas. 'Look at how these bloggers write anything they feel about women. Some even share their intimate and private moments by blogging and vent their anger about their wifes and girlfriends, online. That is grossly inappropriate and we raise a strong voice against it!'

' I am a poor farmer and i have never blogged in my life. I don't think poorest of people like me care about blogging in our country', said Madhu Koda, shyly, simultaneouly whipping back in his pocket the key chain of his BMW, lest anybody see it and demand an explanation as to how he could afford a BMW.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee, who actually had wanted to start the debate, had no choice but to speak after Mrs. Vyas and Mr. Koda as his preparations for his bamble took some time. Moreover it took him more than 10 minutes to stand & speak his two lines- "We only want a law mandating that blogging should be done in hindi, which is our 'rashtrabhasha'. And Advaniji will further speak about BJP's and RSS's stand on blogging".

Before Advaniji could speak, some south indian minsiters created a furore over Mr. Vajpayee's proposal. Some even demanded that the residents of non hindi states be given a minority status and be assigned quotas in IIMs/IITs and high profile professions like IAS. Mr. Advani was smart enough to tweak the law and proposed making it compulsory for poeple to be allowed to blog only in hindi or their Indian mothertongue (non-english).

The CPI along with other communist parties were listening to all this for some time and discussed something in bengali before Mr. Karat could not control it any further. "This is all a US agenda. They want us to divert from issues like poverty and hunger so they could further instill capitalism in India. We are against blogging or for that matter anything that leads to capitalism." he said, while wiping his face with his khaadi kurta, made in US of A!

Suddenly somebody was heard chuckling like he had inhaled laughing gas and could not control his laugh. It was Navjot Singh Sidhu, who spoke while still laughing- "My friend you seem to as comfortable with blogging as a bum is on a porcupine. Please understand you can not make an omelette without breaking the eggs. Perceptions in life are like fish in ice cold water. You have to chose between tightening your belts or losing your pants and with it your dignity."

Most of the members in the house did not understand what he was saying and so he was given a round of applause so that he shut up and sit down. Didi took the opportunity and started in bengali then switching to hindi- "As far as blogging does not harm poor farmers and labourers we will not have a problem with it. We can look at avenues of using blogging for good of such people. If anything of that sort happens then i promise we will launch new trains which will have facility to blog while on board."

Mr. A Raja also supported blogging vehemently. " We are in the 21st century, communication is the key to everything. In fact i was thinking of making available mobile blogging kiosks for which i am about to float a tender on lines of the 3G tender".

One of the most tech savvy ministers (or in his case ex-minsters), Shashi Tharoor, had just tweeted using his latest blackberry (which read- WTF, blogging shows we are democratic. Most of these old men from cattle class are sick!!!) spoke in his refined voice- "Promoting blogging is like celebrating our nation's heritage. I think it can be a revenue generating activity also'' and starting sharing some statistics from his new Macbook.

Dr. Manmohan Singh, who was the moderator of the discussion, cut Mr. Tharoor short and put forward a conclusion- "We definitely need blogging to remain abreast of the world (read Brazil, Russia and China), but it has to be inclusive in nature. We want our young leaders like Rahul Gandhi to take forward this discussion's results and constitue a parliamentary commitee which will evaluate as to how Blogging can be used for social upliftment and nation building. Then i (whihc means i along with Mrs. Gandhi) will analyse the recomendations and put forward a constitutional amendment to make blogging a constitutional Right. We shall call it- Right to blogging (RTB) and will try to put it to discussion in parliament's winter session. That is if Advaniji and Karat ji allow the parliament to work. Jai Hind"

That is how my first blog happened!!!